Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Who do the journalists pick?

Well, the score is tied one to one. The journalists have a lot at stake right now. But who did they pick...



Wait who is that man... that's not Bill Clinton! He looks like a ROBOT!

Animal Life

Well it seems we have another tough battle here. Which world leader has the best in terms of wildlife. One has a very strong contender, and the other has a pretty awesome pig that is also their mascot.

North Korea

North Korea (and it's surrounding water) is the home of a multitude of beautiful wildlife including such endangered creatures as the Blue Whale, the Tiger and the Ussuri Tube-nosed Bat.

It's also home to this little bugger:

The ol' Siberian musk deer. Arkansas is going to have to pull no punches to win this battle.


Arkansas is apparently home to one type of animal... actually one animal period. At least this is the only animal anyone on the internet is talking about:

This is the mascot for University of Arkansas. His name is Tusk. He is the only animal I can find that resides in Arkansas.

I'm going to give this one to North Korea. ONE TO ONE!

Party Affiliations

On the government side it looks like we got a pretty tough battle. Arkansas seems to lean democratic, and North Korea seems to lean Kim Jong Il.


Mike Beebe (D)
Lieutenant Governor Bill Halter (D)
U.S. Senators Blanche Lincoln (D)
Mark Pryor (D)
U.S. House delegation 3 Democrats, 1 Republican

North Korea

Supreme ruler of all and no one can oppose him or else he will destroy Kim Jong Il (KJI)
Secretary of everything Kim Jong Il (KJI)
Treasurer of everything Kim Jong Il (KJI)
Secretary of Interior Ralph Nader (I)

I'm going to say Arkansas wins this battle.

The warriors

In one corner, representing Arkansas:


And in the other corner, representing North Korea:

So Ill he kills. KIM JONG IL!

Alright, the rules are simple. Use whatever tools you have from your home country (North Korea or Arkansas) to try to win two American journalists.